Blame

Bakit ba lahat na lang ay sa akin sinisisi?!!!

Calc: Ate, bakit laging busy yung phone nyo sa bahay?
Pinsan: Eh paano, simula ng tinuruan mong maglaro ng Ragnarok yang pamangkin mo eh busy na lagi yung telepono!!!
Calc: Eh di hwag mong bigyan ng pambili ng load...
Pinsan: Di ko naman talaga binibigyan eh!! Kaya lang, iniipon nya yung baon nya para yun ang pambili nya ng load. Tinuruan mo kasi eh!!!
Calc: Eh di hwag mong paglaruin kung may exams sya!!
Pinsan: Yun na nga eh. Tuwing exams ko na lang sya di pinaglalaro. Matataas naman yung mga grades nya eh.
Calc: Oh pati ba naman yan eh kasalanan ko pa rin!!! Anong magagawa ko kung sa akin sya nagmana!!!
Pinsan: Tamaan ka sana ng kidlat!!!

Olympiad

Naswertehan ko nung minsan sa ESPN yung 2005 Math Olympics. Ang gagaling ng mga contestants kasi binabasa pa lang ng host yung questions ay sumasagot na agad sila!!! Walang easy o difficult category. One-on-one ang laban, best of 5 match. At yung mga tanong....pamatay talaga! Eto ang mga sample question sa contests,

Noah's first four bowling scores were 125, 140, 85 and 150. All boling scores are integers. If the positive difference between the next score and the mean of his four scores is less than 3, how many possible distinct median values would there be for the five scores?

Tim will choose a four-digit number with each of the digits 2, 3, 7 and 9. What is the probability that his number will be divisible by 6?

What is the probability that a randomly selected multiple of 3 between 1 and 100 is also a multiple of 4?

A ball bounces up to 75% of the height from which it fell on each bounce. If a ball is dropped from 168 ft, what is the maximum height in feet of the ball after its third bounce?

Ang lupit, diba?!!! Sayang at di man lang kami pinagbigyan noon na sumali dyan. Give chance to others daw. Haaay!!!!

AfterMovie Quotes

Ang kalimitang sigaw ng tao matapos makapanood ng....

Action/Fantasy movie:
Ang galing ng special effects!!!
Panalong-panalo!!!
Astig ka talaga idol!!!
You'll be proud to be a Filipino when you watch this movie!!!

Horror/Suspense movie:
Nakakatakot talaga sya!!!
Hwag panoorin ng mag-isa!!!
Aaahhhhh!!!

Romantic movie:
Nakaka-inlove!!!
Perpek na perpek!!!
Ang sarap ulit-ulitin!!!
Nangyayari talaga sa tunay na buhay!!

Calculus' personal favorite:
Panonoorin ko 'to ng one hundred million times!!!!

Last Testament

I did something for the first time in my life... to type a last will and testament document. Pero, hindi sya syempre para sa akin, it's for my tita. I was the one doing the typing and my dad just dictated to me the division. Very straightforward lang naman pala ang paggawa nito. Just enumerate the assets tapos kung kanino mo ito iiwan. After that ay kailangan mong mag-nominate ng isang executor. Ano ang gagawin ng executor? Sya ang magbabasa ng last testament. Sino and executor? Syempre, yours truly...

For my part, I know that this will be her last year. Even my calculations shows a slim chance of recovery. Chaos factor na lang siguro if she can get strong again. My dad also have accepted this fact. At tsaka tanggap na rin ng tita. Sinabi na nga nya ang gusto nya sa libing nya, saan sya ililibing, anong isusuot nya at kung anu-ano pa. It's for the best na rin. Pero syempre they're still hoping that the last testament will not be executed. Remember, the chaos factor is still there...

Ano nga pala ang makukuha mo?

Im going to get all her book and CD collection.

Eh di excited ka na?

Oo namam!!!

Cheeseburger

Minsan....

Calc: Chigo, bili ka nga na cheeseburger sa Jollibee
Chigo: Sige

Makalipas ang 30 minutes

Chigo: Calc, walang cheeseburger sa Jollibee
Calc: Ha?!!
Chigo: Regular Yum with cheese na lang ang binili ko!!!

Panalo ka talaga, chigo!!

Resolution

"Di ako gagawa ng New Year's resolution"

Yan ang aking yearly New Year's resolution na kung titingnan at pag-aaralang mabuti ay hindi ko rin natutupad every year. Pagpasok pa lang ng taon ay sira na agad ang resolution ko. Nagagawa ko ba ito every year? Ewan ko. Nalilito ako kung nagagawa ko ba ito o hindi...

Kung gumawa ako ng new year's resolution lumalabas na di ko ito natupad kasi nga di ako gagawa ng new year's resolution. Pero kung di naman ako gumawa ng new year's resolution lumalabas din na natupad ko ang new year's resolution ko. Pero ang sabi ng new year's resolution ko ay di ako gagawa pero bakit may new year's resolution ka? Ano ba talaga!!!